Wheels.

Okay so this sport is pretty much amazing. It's an easy way to get fat  and stay lazy. So the way you play is that you get in a wheel chair and who ever can do the least work wins. Of course the challenge is having to go to the bathroom and having to eat. So, it's pushing your body past its limits by doing nothing. Of course there's ways to cheat. You can get a catheder or a poop sack. maybe binge eat before the game. But, the object of the game is to do absolutely nothing. Thank you.