Chicken!

Okay here's the real answer. There was a hen house on the other side of the road. So these were male chicken strippers and the hen house made a call for a bachelorette party. They had their boombox on their shoulders. But, when they got to the sidewalk, some hot chicks walked up and of course that's a huge distraction. They had to do their life's passion and strip for them right there on the corner. Then they all got to caught up in dancing that they stepped out onto the road and gt smashed to pieces by an old man on a moped and the party never got the strippers they ordered.

It's the Final Countdown

The Oculus mirror is hanging on the wall. Chuckie is standing there, his ego booming. He doesn't think that the mirror could ever take him down. The mirror of course doesn't say anything. It's a mirror. Chuckie starts to deteriorate immediately. He was thirsty as crap. He brought every ounce of power he had and went at the wall with the axe. The mirror knocked him away as if there was a force shield. Chuckie found him self in different places as if he was hopped up on drugs. He finally went so crazy that he chopped his own head off with the axe. The mirror wins.