It's Been a Rollercoaster

Well let's think to last January. I don't quite remember what was going on at that time. I do know there was snow and it was gross so put that on the bad list. Then in March I went to go see my dad in Texas which of course would go on the good list until I got back on the train. Actually that was my first train ride ever in my life. Then Dakohta graduated in May and that was extremely depressing but enlightening all at the same time. It showed me I don't need someone to hold my hand through school. Then over the summer I pretty much spent everyday with him until my dad came home to visit. A little bit before then we found out my grandpa has lung cancer and he almost passed away, but he agreed to dialysis. Then I got in a car accident on the fourth of July. That was pretty traumatic. Then I started my senior year and that changes everything. Now I sit here accepted into OSF Nursing School and Eureka College for the beginning of my career.

Snow.

It's disgusting. Never come here it is absolutely gross. The first snow fall is usually one of the worst. It leaves about  a foot of snow on the top of your car and it's disgusting. It blinds you worse than the sun itself while your driving and it is a bad word to drive in. You don't want this live. Then when it begins to melt it looks like a rotten oreo creme pie and everything turns into slush and it's gross. It will ruin every pair of shoes you own because with snow...there's ice and that means salt and that will screw up your entire life. You want snow that's enjoyable? Look it up on google images while sitting in eighty degrees weather.

MIB

Today I leave English and I'm on my way to get my Anatomy book. I open my locker. OMG Will Smith was there. My shelves were gone and my books were no longer existent. 

"Come with me Emily." 

"This is really flattering Will. You're very attractive and I would love to go with you, but I have class." 

Yeah he grabbed my shirt and pulled me into the locker. It was the Men in Black headquarters. Tommy Lee Jones stared at me. I thought this was just a movie.. I thought wrong. It's completely wrong. They told me they're next mission is a vampire with the persona of Elizabeth Hudson. They usually just do aliens I thought.. I thought wrong. They changed their missions a little bit here recently because vampires are taking over the world and killing off millions of innocent humans. Their queen is "Hoodson." They told me I have to go into class tomorrow and capture her and bring her right here. 

So the next day after everyone left to the library..I stand back with her. I moved swiftly and handcuffed her, then drug her down the stairs. Then I opened my locker and the shelves reappeared and my books were back in tact. It was a set-up. She was screaming from me pretty much pulling her hair out of her head. Mr. Zulz came out and immediate expulsion. My graduation was gone. Screw you MIB. 

My death wish..

It's that time. Last year they took my mom. The year before that...my grandma and I think you catch my drift on this pattern. This year I know it's me. I can feel it in my gobble. I stroll through the woods minding my own business. Pooping and gobbling. Then there it is....a hunter..he tried to hide in the camouflage, I saw him. I tried to sneak away, but I hit a patch of dry leaves. He pointed his gun at me and boom I went to sleep...forever.....
Am I dead..did he shoot me..am I being digested..oh god I feel the teeth..hot gravy..oh god..
I woke up and I was in my nest with my mom. It was all just a nightmare..or was it a premonition. It's Thanksgiving today..will I die?

Wheels.

Okay so this sport is pretty much amazing. It's an easy way to get fat  and stay lazy. So the way you play is that you get in a wheel chair and who ever can do the least work wins. Of course the challenge is having to go to the bathroom and having to eat. So, it's pushing your body past its limits by doing nothing. Of course there's ways to cheat. You can get a catheder or a poop sack. maybe binge eat before the game. But, the object of the game is to do absolutely nothing. Thank you.