Chicken!

Okay here's the real answer. There was a hen house on the other side of the road. So these were male chicken strippers and the hen house made a call for a bachelorette party. They had their boombox on their shoulders. But, when they got to the sidewalk, some hot chicks walked up and of course that's a huge distraction. They had to do their life's passion and strip for them right there on the corner. Then they all got to caught up in dancing that they stepped out onto the road and gt smashed to pieces by an old man on a moped and the party never got the strippers they ordered.