Finger Monkey

Omg! I want to be a pygmy marmoset! I want to be so small that I can climb up a person and the finger is like a branch! They are so cute! Plus I would be illegal in the United States so that would make me a hoodlum. But, they wont do anything to me because they can never hurt a cute little monkey like me :):) muhaha! I will hide in that dumb little change pockets in jeans that are completely pointless...but not anymore for mee! I will have a little home that so perfect like the rat off of Flushed has! Gah the pygmy marmoset life is great! :)