Seriously.

Well this is going to be extremely morbid because I do not want to do this. It's not that I have a hatred for him..I'm just tired of hearing about him. So, if I was the Saget I would probably walk into the pit of hell. Maybe I would meet the three headed dog from Harry Potter and walk into the face of death, oh but wait. That won't be the end of Bob. To end me I will walk into a pot of sulfuric acid and let it kill me. Oh jeez that's not enough to kill me! Uncle Jesse will then smash a guitar over my head.